Wait, wait! To go along with the previous post I present:

The top things that drugged patients have ever said to me! (in no particular order)

* "You guys are the hottest doctors I have ever seen."
* "Do I look fabulous? How do I look?" I hand him a mirror. "Unattractive! I Need a nosejob." (that was a guy)
* "You are pretty. Don't tell my girlfriend. I would tell you that even if I wasn't drugged."
* "This feels JUST like pot."
* "I want to be you when I grow up." (34 year old.)
* "My dog ate my valium. I need another."
* "My child ate my valium. I need another."
*Anyone I can convince to say "chubby bunny" seriously.